Most people were shocked to wake up this morning to read of the tragic loss of legendary performer, Prince.
But not anti-vaxxers. They immediately put on their tinfoil hats and solved the mystery of Prince’s passing.
It didn’t take long: According to anti-vaccination campaigners The Truth Kings, we don’t need to wait for an autopsy.
Because Prince apparently died from vaccines.
Or one vaccine in particular.
According to The Truth Kings: “Medical officials have yet to release their version of events […cough…also known as facts…], however, the peculiar set of events preceding one of the most famous artists of all-time point to a vaccine injury.”
Riiight.
How did he become "vaccine injured"?
Well, Prince had the flu a few weeks ago. He was feeling unwell last week and his private plane had to be redirected so that he could be hospitalised. He was released a few hours later. At a dance party near his home the next day, he assured fans that he was feeling fine.
He didn't play, but showed off a guitar to fans. "Wait a few days before you waste any prayers," he told the crowd.
But the Truth Kings find something far more sinister about those events:
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But Hold On ...Wasn't Prince a Devout Jehover Wittness..they Don't do Vax anyway,? or birthdays or christmas....
Jehovah's Witnesses are not officially anti-vaccination, though some individual JWs may be. There's no JW rule against vaccines, though they are against blood transfusions.
There are actually very few religions which prohibit vaccines. There may be other smaller faiths but the only one I'm aware of that has an actual rule against vaccines is the Dutch Reformed Church.
Prince must have hung out with Becky>
http://i.imgur.com/1HTsarr.jpg