Disclaimer: Erm, no, this isn’t sponsored. We just need all the Christmas shopping help we can get.
Well excuse us but summer is nigh, Christmas is rolling around and we’re not entirely prepared for the commitments of both.
That’s why we absolutely couldn’t be more excited to tell you there are bloody flip-flops (or thongs, depending on what you call them and what state you hail from) being sold at Aldi right about now for less then $10.
$9.95, to be exact.
According to the Hit Network, the thongs are being sold at the chain for less money than it costs you to to by lunch.
Of course, there’s a chance they may be the colourful, patterned ones (ahem, rejects) but who says a stocking filler has actually look pretty? Eh? Eh?
Go. Go forth and buy.
Listen: Does your gym tell you “Summer bodies are made in Winter”? We call bullsh*t on that.
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Are you seriously advocating spending money on what is clearly inferred to be an inferior gift? Buying a pair of rubber thongs that no one will wear simply to create an extra present makes my brain hurt. Call me Scrooge but my Xmas message has always been make Xmas memories not Xmas debt.
P.S I love my Haviana’s
Scrooge. I added a few strands of cables lying around - my family and friends will love their i-Phongs this Chrissy
"Of course, there’s a chance they may be the colourful, patterned ones (ahem, rejects) "
Wait, I thought the colourful patterns were the appeal of Havianas? I don't find Havaianas very comfortable (the strap is too thin and rigid), so if the appeal is not the colours and patterns, I'm baffled. If you want solid neutral colours, you can get them for a hell of a lot cheaper at KMart. Cheaper than $9.95 even.