Gwyneth Paltrow is like an onion. She’s got layers.
She’s an actress. A podcaster. A mother. An advocate for not living with your partner if you want to have sex and burning vagina-scented candles. She’s also what you’d call ‘woo woo’. A bit alternative. It’s what the Hollywood star-turned-guru built her million-dollar wellness/pseudo-science empire Goop on.
Yes, Gwyneth told us to put jade eggs in our vaginas and yes, it was proven in a court of law that no, you absolutely should not. (You can watch the trailer for Gwyneth’s Goop Netflix series in the video below, post continues after video.)
But whether you kneel at the Goop alter or fear for the future of mankind because of it, this week, Gwyneth did something really, bloody cool.
On Wednesday, the 47-year-old Oscar-winner hosted a fancy party in the Hollywood Hills and invited all her celebrity friends.
Seated outside under hanging chandeliers, the likes of Demi Moore, Rumer Willis, Kate Hudson, Rachel Zoe, Alexandra Grant and Samantha Ronson presumably ate a Kombucha-infused, gluten-free bread substitute and sipped on Goop glow juice at a rustic brushed metal and wood dining table setting that probably cost more per head than a mortgage repayment.
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Eh, I'd be a lot less cynical about this if it wasn't just a giant ad for her supplements, complete with hashtag.
But Gwyneth is so *layered*, Rush. Such a feminist leader!
"You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers... You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say 'let's get some parfait', they say 'hell no, I don't like no parfait'? Parfaits are delicious!"
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...what were we talking about again?
And very few hashtags of the other people actually in the photo. Obviously they're not really relevant in those particular pictures...