By STEPHANIE OSFIELD
It’s that time of year, parents. Prefects pandemonium is about to descend in primary schools across the nation.
This diehard year five school ritual sees kiddie candidates facing off in true Hunger Games fashion. So what’s the inside running on the ones who make it to the finish line?
If your child is planning to put their hand up this year, get swatting. I’ve asked around and here are the top ten tips from parents who’ve been there:
Tip 1: If you’ve got a girl, she should get hair extensions. And spanx shapewear – comes in tweens sizes now doesn’t it? Feminism? Just imagine it never happened.
Doesn’t matter what wonderful words escape your child’s lips – pretty and skinny rule and that’s all the girls in the lower years who don’t really know your girl, will care about. Remember, they are voting for a Princess not a prefect.
Use girls in Barbie or My Pony ads as your style guide. Go the sheer lip gloss. And short hair? No way. Not versatile enough to offer multiple hairstyles at assemblies. Think long hair worn with alpha attitude (and just the right selection of frilly hairbands). A girl captain with a pixie cut like Michelle Williams or Carey Mulligan? Never gonna happen mon ami.
Tip 2: Teach your child this phrase “I am a leader”. Encourage them to name-drop it throughout their speech. If they get elected they are gonna need those leadership skills. To do important awe-inspiring jobs like… raising and lowering the flag at school. Passing around sandwich platters when someone of note visits.
Top Comments
My daughter is head girl at her primary school. She was chosen because she has proven over the last 7 years to be a kind, fair and respected person who the students look up, the exact opposite of what you describe.
Sadly, she has had a hard time with a few bitter girls who did not want her to sit in their group anymore. I tell her what I would tell you; They are sad that they missed out. You must continue to treat them with respect but beyond that, you cannot change the jealously they feel.
Last year my daughter was elected school captain for her last year at primary school. My husband and I did not help her with her speech. She was never, until this year, selected in a school sporting team. She did however fully participate in choir, dance group, public speaking and any other way that she could participate as part of the school community. I would like to think that this is why she was selected by her peers - because she showed great school spirit. I feel this article does belittle those chosen, rather than being genuinely amusing view on school leadership.