Surprise, a pregnancy announcement.
Joy, ecstasy, panic, fear, all the emotions rolled in to one. And then there’s your friend or family member who’s pregnant with all their feelings too.
The last thing you want to give to a hormonal, pregnant woman is a sappy card that will make her weep at the sign of the word ‘hallmark moment’. Sure, there’s a time and place for those. But what about all the other emotions you need to caption llike losing your drinking buddy, how jealous you’ll be about the size of her new pregnant boobs or, heck, even the fact you now envision your friend doing the deed. Ew.