Shocker, Hero, Whinger of the week.

Welcome to Mamamia Rogue’s Shocker, Hero and Whinger of the Week.

Here’s how it works: Each week, we pick the biggest Shocker, Hero and Whinger from the last seven days. Shocker is whatever moment or person left our jaws on the floor. Hero is whoever won the week by being flat out amazing.  And whinger? Well, that’s pretty much just someone who has had a major sooky-la-la moment.

Without further ado, let’s get started on the week that was.

Shocker of the week goes to…

This woman in Austria decided to get a bit of sun action, and proceeded to tan her legs by hanging them out the window. Oh by the way, she was completely butt naked. And therefore, caused a car crash.

Motorist Michael Kienast told local media: “I was behind two guys who had a fender bender because the motorists in front took their eyes off the road to glance up at the view…I heard the guy who was rear-ended shout to the motorist who had hit him: ‘Didn’t you look where you were supposed to be going?’

“The driver who hit him said: ‘Sorry, I was distracted,’ and pointed up to the window where the woman was lying. The guy who was hit then said: ‘Oh, right, I see what you mean’.”

By the time the police arrived, the woman had disappeared inside and closed the windows.

Hero of the week goes to…

This feminist father, with the best t-shirt EVER. The t-shirt aptly describes the rules for dating his daughter. Take a look:

Well played Feminist Father. Well played.

Whinger of the week goes to…

Everyone on Facebook who had a panic attack when the site was down on Thursday night. Guys. Relax.

People took to twitter to complain, with the #Facebookdown quickly trending.

In the half hour or so that the social media site wasn’t working, reports state that people discovered books, the lost art of the phone call and also learnt how to have a conversation while maintaining some sort of eye contact.

Others (cough – me) made playlists of songs that they could dedicate to Facebook. Choice number one anybody?