This might be the most amazing – and creepiest – Christmas card of all time.
Ho, ho… no!
We’re scratching our heads at this one: A photo found on Imgur wherein the faces of the parents and children have been swapped. Let’s just say the result is, well, startling.
We’re not saying it’s the creepiest thing to happen at Christmas since that time your uncle drank too much punch and retold old war stories but… it might be.
Why or where or who or what or why; we have enough unanswered questions about this holiday face swap extravaganza to fill several therapy sessions, but instead we’ll just enjoy the joke and cross our fingers that when these cards were mailed out they didn’t cause any heart attacks for older relatives unfamiliar with the magic of Photoshop.
Then again, there is an Elf on the Shelf in the background; maybe this was just some holiday trickery he pulled this year? Fingers crossed.
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If Santa saw these photos, he’d say ha-ha-ha instead of ho-ho-ho. From taking the annual holiday family photo in the nude to Santas with black eyes and a daddy in a onesie – these holiday cards are hilarious. And cringe-worthy.
I Spy Santa
He used to be in the CIA - old hiding habits die hard.
The Light of Their Life
Outlets are very dangerous kids, but wrapping you in Christmas lights is all in fun.
Tongue Tied
These folks really made out at Christmas.
Bath Time Warp
Because nothing says Christmas in the ‘70s like a communal family tub.
Thank You, Mother Nature
It’s snowing men. Hallelujah, it’s snowing men!
Thank You, Mother Nature
It’s snowing men. Hallelujah, it’s snowing men!
Distant Relative
A rebel without a Claus at age three.
Totally Scrooged
What'chu lookin' at, Santa?
Star Wars vs. Charlie's Angels
The cardboard cutouts are from Star Wars; the poses are from Charlie’s Angels. The result: this seriously confused Christmas photo.
Straight Shooters
The family that preys together stays together.
Flannel Pajama Mamas
If that’s what they’re wearing on the outside, imagine the granny knickers underneath.
Bring in the Creepy Clown
Santa’s falling asleep and he needs backup...from Bozo?
The More Masked the Merrier
They’re all ready for the holidays -- and an impending biological disaster.
What a Catch
Santa was expecting cookies, not fish sticks on Christmas Eve. The kids were, too.
Black Sheep
No kids ever wanted to sit on poor Santa’s stepbrother’s lap.
Matchy-Match
Every family falls into ugly patterns at times -- especially around the holidays.
Hide the Yule Log
We’re glad they’re not posing under the mistletoe.
Objection of Affection
It’s 2:26 p.m. on Christmas Eve. Judging from the preacher’s face, they’ll be annulled by New Year’s.
Cookie Monster
Eat one of her Christmas treats or else she’ll make you wear a scary holiday vest, too.
Daddy's Onesie?
Back when Santa was young, he worked two jobs to make ends meet: present giver and circus contortionist.
To Tree or Not to Tree
Even Charlie Brown laughs at this Christmas shrub.
Real Swingers
Those golf clubs Dad gave Mum last year are finally coming in handy!
Regifting
They say that it’s the thought that counts, but we’d be totally freaked out if we found this Stepford family under our tree.
Survivor: Christmas
Santa’s definitely going to vote them off the island.
Oh My Goth
They’re dreaming of a black Christmas.
Three’s Company
We’re really looking forward to the new reality show Santa Wives.
Different Strokes
The kids were given a choice: Put on tacky red suits like Mum and Dad, or go with swimwear. It meant lifelong wedgies either way.
Season’s Beatings
We know who’s been naughty not nice this year. No presents for you, Santa -- not even bail money.
All Fired Up
In some families, Christmas is nothing but a drag.
Silent Night
Sorry, guys. Maybe you'll get that Atari next year.
You've Got Mail
Play your cards right, and you'll get on the Johnsons' holiday mailing list.
Oh, Holey Card
They may or may not be playing with a full deck.
Who Hears Daddy on the Roof?
The kids aren't falling for dad's antics again this year.
Talk to the Hand
That's right, little sis. All these presents are for me.
Axe Nicely
This rare portrait of young Stephen King and his family explains a lot.
Sister Photobomb
Santa's not the only one watching.
Speaking of the Nutcracker…
They said no cartwheels near the tree, but nobody said anything about splits.
Oh, Deer!
Rudolph rejoiced when he finally got the corndog plant he'd been begging Santa for.
Soldier On
It was this or sugar plum fairies, and dad put his foot down.
Spit Baby, Spit
Spit happens -- even on Christmas.
Grin and Bear It
Clearly she is not the Angel of Mercy.
A Literal Low Blow
Frankie was very excited to see Santa that year.
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