When in doubt, drink.
Any reality TV producer worth her salt knows that DRAMA is the aim of the game.
How does one create a veritable powder-keg of said drama? Just add alcohol to an already ridiculously contrived situation and reach for the popcorn.
Emily Simms, one of the ladies vying for The Bachelor‘s Sam Woods’ heart and loins (isn’t loins the most disturbing word? Loins), reckons she knew she was on her way out during the regular Rose Ceremony cocktail fiasco and so decided to get herself shitfaced in preparation.
Great plan, lady! Show him what he’s missing out on.
“I had decided to walk out that morning. I told Ebru when we were in hair and makeup that I had had enough of the lies, the fake bullshit. I was at breaking point,” she wrote on Instagram.
Watch the DRAMATIC WALK-OUT right here… Post continues after video.
“I just wanted to go home. So I decided to get myself blind drunk (you can see me slurring my words in the car), and numb myself from it.”
That’s very interesting, Emily Simms, considering you said you were certain you’d make it to the top two in that same episode.
Simms stormed out before she could be rejected by Woods during the Rose Ceremony, thereby achieving her lifelong goal of never being dumped, ever.
The tanty occurred after Woods told her she’s “highly strung”. What a crazy thing to say. Highly strung people don’t just get wasted and storm out of things.
She also wrote on Instagram that Woods had behaved “poorly”.
If by poorly she means having 20 girlfriends at the SAME TIME then I would be inclined to agree.
Simms appeared on the show of respected radio broadcasters Kyle and Jackie O this morning to emphasise her two points: she was drunk and Sam isn’t very nice.
“Don’t take everything at face value. Not everyone who comes across as sweet as pie, are sweet as pie,” she said.
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One thing that really struck me while watching this episode was how bad Emily is at reading people. She was so divorced from the reality of how she came across to others it was almost comical watching her try and deny that she was highly strung. Every criticism Sam made was a legitimate one.
I know one of the girls from last season and the stories she told of her time in the show make my skin crawl. She doesn't tell it in these terms but what she relays can only be interpreted as the contestants being manipulated and sent batty through enforced isolation and disconnection. Then their relationships with the bachelor and with the other girls are played with and carefully orchestrated through bizarre restrictions on who they must be locked in a room with for a whole day, with these topics allowed and those topics not etc. This isn't the first instance I've heard of girls on the show just drinking themselves to oblivion to escape the whole thing. I hate to be a killjoy and I know people sign up for these things, but how can people be ok with sitting back and watching this as fodder for their boredom?