Excuse us.
But we need to talk about the incestuous nature of Australia’s teeny, tiny reality TV industry.
They all be dating each other and it’s hard for us mere mortals to keep up.
It’s gotten to the point where I’m worried that these very tanned people don’t know how to date anyone who hasn’t also been on a reality TV show, or used the word “journey” in a non-ironic way.
Is there some kind of dating app for ex-reality TV contestants?
Is it called Banter?
Do you swipe right only if you can see yourself having a prearranged picnic with this person and talking about your “feelings” in front of an entire TV crew?
Do they meet at a support group for beautiful people who were rejected by slightly more beautiful people on a national TV show?
I need answers pls.
Anywho, in the last couple of weeks there have been rumours-a-circulatin’ that two ex Love Island contestants have started dating ex-Bachelor alums.
First, Bachelor in Paradise’s Leah Costa posted a photo of herself with Love Island’s John James on Instagram.