Ellen Degeneres: "So, now I can say we have a Kid. So it can just stop.”

On Thursday’s episode of ‘The Ellen Degeneres Show’, Ellen herself had an announcement to make.

At 57 years young, Degeneres and de Rossi have adopted a ‘Kid’.

She revealed, “There have been rumours forever, when are you and Portia gonna have a kid? So, now I can say we have a Kid. So it can just stop.”

At 9 weeks old, ‘Kid’ is a little fluffier than your average newborn. He also has four legs, floppy ears and doesn’t require daily nappy changing.

Just TRY and deal with his face.

He...has her eyes? And de Rossi's...complexion?

Degeneres echoed the sentiment of most new mothers, admitting that even though Kid is (obviously) as "cute as can be", what's not cute is "to wake up at 11 [p.m], and 1, and 3, and 5. And then 5 is when he's up, up." 

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As anyone who has had experience with a puppy can relate to, 'Kid' can be a bit of a handful.

“I’m trying to hold a puppy while I’m trying to make coffee. And I can’t do anything. He doesn’t let me do anything.”

Ah, yes Ellen. The perils of motherhood.

Less than three months old and he is already making friends.

Congratulations to Degeneres and de Rossi on adopting such a gorgeous, albeit unusually hairy, 'Kid'.

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