We need to talk about the secret life of Ed Kavalee.

Mi scusi.

We would like to bring something to everyone’s attention. Mr Ed Kavalee, 38-year-old radio host, comedian, and wife of kick-arse fitness entrepreneur Tiffiny Hall, has been living a lie.

A dirty rotten lie.

You see, the goofy dude who makes us chuckle on Have You Been Paying Attention? hasn’t been entirely honest with us. With a few dorky checkered shirts in tow, Kavalee has been concealing his real self from the world since… well, without being hyperbolic, since the dawn of time. Possibly even before that.

Thankfully, Tiff has our back and let us know the truth, with (as is mandatory in 2018) a sneaky Instagram post:

Sorry, what?

What… on earth… do you… mean?

ED KAVALEE IS AS RIPPED AS TIFFINY HALL AND HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THIS UNTIL RIGHT NOW?

This is, of course, of little importance to anyone except for maybe Ed Kavalee. And Ed Kavalee’s biceps. Of such little importance, yet somehow still so… interesting.

We would reach out to the Kavalee/Hall family to confront them about their carefully constructed ruse, but imagine the Kavalee/Hall family are doing bicep curls as we speak.

So, let us leave you with this:

Ed Kavalee is ripped. Secretly ripped.

Mia Freedman speaks to Personal Trainer and Tae Kwon Do Master Tiffiny Hall about The Biggest Loser, post-baby bodies, and sharing a very untraditional post-birth photo.