By KATE HUNTER
My relationship with my dog has never been easy. It has been fraught at times. Weighed down by misunderstanding. But time and therapy have helped and I’m not even joking.
(You can read about our relationship counselling session here.)
So you can imagine my distress when a woman, unknown to us both, judged me for giving my dog a non-human name.
‘Oh, he’s lovely,’ she said, so innocuously, lulling me into thinking all I was in for was inane dog-park small talk. ‘What kind is he?’
Again, entirely predictable. Most people think he’s a poodle of some kind.
‘He’s what’s called a Lagotto,’ I said, ‘He’s an Italian truffle digger.’ Most people look at me like I’m a dickhead when I say that. But she didn’t, and that should have given me a clue about what was to come. She was clearly a dog person, one who knows all about the exotic breeds. I glanced at her pooch — an Afghan hound. Groomed like a Kardashian at Elton John’s post Oscar party.
‘What’s his name?’
‘Tiger,’ I said.
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My pets names are Bella, willow and akasha
Some people are so snooty when it comes to choosing names - and it's a great thing that dogs really don't care what their name is. I'm sure Tiger would respond to his name just as well if he was called Frank, Wiggles, or some great name that celebrities might call their off-spring such as Rainbow Walk, or Prune, or something like that.
As for the not-so maternal feelings you have for him, I totally understand. I have two rescues, and I chose the first one (a female boxer) because I fell totally in love with her. She is the apple of my eye and she is so beautiful and kind and gentle. The second (a male pointer) is completely different. I chose him because I thought she needed a friend, and admittedly they do adore each other. But he is needy, bossy, and quite frankly, OMG - difficult to manage. In his worst stage, I considered taking him back to the pound due to him being very crazy but I just couldn't. He's been surrendered once before and I would never do that again to him - no matter how hard it gets. And even though I never show favouritism to either one, I do love her more. I can't help it. But HE. IS. HARD. WORK!
The fascinating thing is I know female friends of mine that have casually mentioned that they love one of their kids more than the other. I'm sure there is a lot of tongue in cheek and they never say which one of course, but does that make them bad mothers? Not at all. Some kids make your life easy, yet other children can make it hellish. But if they mentioned that on a blog site like this, I am sure they would be labelled witches and burned at the stake.
Best to just stick to saying you don't bond with your dog, Kate. And hope this changes. For both you and him.
P.S. I think Tiger is great name.