health

Does your grandpa look like this?


Oh dear. As if the elderly didn’t have enough problems what with their superannuation now being virtually worthless. Now they also need to start feeling insecure about their pecs.
This is Dr Jeffrey Life and he is about to turn 70. He runs an ‘age management’ clinic in Las Vegas which advocates human growth hormone injections and hardcore diet and exercise regimes.
Sheesh. I’m hoping by the time I get to 70, I’ll be playing with my grandkids not shooting myself up with vanity hormones.
And Dr Life? It’s about your jeans.