So here is a product that exists:
Yep. It’s called ‘Comfortably Numb Deep Throat Spray’, and it does pretty much what you think it does (if what you’re thinking involves numbing your throat to enable deeper peen insertion without your body doing that annoying thing where it struggles to, you know, breathe).
It’s available on Amazon for less than ten bucks, and also comes in mint chocolate and cinnamon flavours.
So what are you waiting for? Get clicking!
Or (and this could be a crazy idea but bear with us), if a sexual activity is so uncomfortable that you actually need to physically numb a part of your body in order to do it, then maybe you could just not do it?
Just a thought.
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So, chocolate-flavoured edible panties and variously scented and flavoured gels for the vaginal region are out then too, I guess?
Anyway, just keep telling women what they should and shouldn't be doing with their own lives. Eventually you'll win them over to this feminism thing you've got going, I'm sure.
This article is a little judgmental if you ask me. What people do in the bedroom and with their throats is their own business, whether they want to use this kind of product or not.
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