There is now a product to help with that sex thing you hate doing.

So here is a product that exists:

Yep. It’s called ‘Comfortably Numb Deep Throat Spray’, and it does pretty much what you think it does (if what you’re thinking involves numbing your throat to enable deeper peen insertion without your body doing that annoying thing where it struggles to, you know, breathe).

It’s available on Amazon for less than ten bucks, and also comes in mint chocolate and cinnamon flavours.

So what are you waiting for? Get clicking!

Or (and this could be a crazy idea but bear with us), if a sexual activity is so uncomfortable that you actually need to physically numb a part of your body in order to do it, then maybe you could just not do it?

Just a thought.

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