So, toast has officially jumped the shark.
There’s now deconstructed Vegemite toast and we all need to take a long, hard look at ourselves.
We’ve reached peak hipster and is there anything we won’t motherflippin’ deconstruct?
You can purchase the toast in question at Core Espressso cafe in Newcastle.
For just $7 you can get two slices of toast on a wooden platter, served with a scoop of butter and a smear (yes, a smear) of Vegemite.
It looks very fancy but also a lil’ bit poo-y.
Anywho, the internet has some thoughts… and feelings… and questions.
Top Comments
Isn't toast always "deconstructed", unless you're ordering something a bit fancier, like bruschetta or something like smashed avo? I regularly order peanut butter and toast at a local cafe and I've never had the bread buttered for me - they provided generous servings of butter and whatever other spread you want and you can decide how much you want of each for yourself. I don't know what the fuss is over this. It's a bit weird that they smeared the butter and Vegemite directly on the board but other than that...what is the issue?
And I would 100% use that much Vegemite on two pieces of toast. It's not how I'd recommend it to someone who'd never had it before but I've been eating the stuff since before I could talk. I can handle it. ;)