One every 12 seconds. That’s how many bottles Japanese beauty brand Cure sell of their ‘Natural Aqua Gel’, an exfoliant that promises to remove all the gunky stuff from your face.
It’s the most popular skin product in the entire goddamn world (we can’t absolutely verify this as FACT – but Google did say so… if not ze world it’s definitely most popular in Japan) and it costs a cool $25.
Considering we’re one-part skincare obsessive (Michelle) and other part total dunce (Zara) – combined with the fact we work every Saturday in the lonely Mamamia office together – made the task at hand clear:
We hopped onto Amazon and placed an order with exorbitantly pricey shipping from Tokyo. We waited patiently between 10 and 15 business days. Then we road-tested the bizarro world-wide phenomenon goo. And now? We report back to you, the reader people, with our honest results… because this is what university degrees are for.
Here we go.
But first, our ~skin profiles~
Zara: My skin is not unlike my personality: boringly average. Normal, even. (Though I might be overselling my personality with the latter.) Maybe it’s a little bit bumpy in places? I don’t know? Is everyone’s skin a bit bumpy?
I have only just started taking care of my skin after I was shamed at work for not looking after my skin. I now cleanse and moisturise twice a day which isn’t exactly the bane of my existence but it’s annoying to remember.
I really, really needed to exfoliate. I don’t want or need to go into details as to how I knew this – there’s no need to encourage you to vomit while reading this – but let’s just say I have never *properly* exfoliated my skin. So I guess that’s the main thing I wanted to…correct. Death to the dead skin. How very meta.
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Why does Zara speak so negatively about herself?
It doesn't sound safe! Is it even legal??!! '
I knew a nail salon owner who cursed that Milky Feet product because it peeled skin endlessly! She had a client in whose feet couldn't seem to stop shedding skin :/ Eeek!