We ‘literally’ can’t even.
Ever felt your blood boil over the incorrect use of “your” and “you’re”? Or felt your palms go sweaty while reading a management report with more rogue apostrophes and misspelt words than you could count?
While some people in this world are content to let grammatical errors slide, others are completely enraged by them. If you’re part of the latter group, listen up: we now have a scientific explanation as to why your reaction is so severe.
According to a fascinating report by Mic.com, the incorrect use of the word ‘literally’ can be enough to send your brain into fight or flight mode. Yes, as in ‘survival of the fittest’ fight or flight mode.
Here’s how it works. When a so-called ‘grammarian’ encounters an inaccuracy, their body goes into overdrive in preparation for “battle” (which certainly explains the aggressive commenting behaviour of certain internet pedants). It releases adrenaline and cortisol, a hormone responsible for managing stress levels, and pumps blood to the muscles and extremities.
A bit heavy, no?
This heightened state doesn’t necessarily finish when the typo is amended. Although the initial annoyance tends to pass, there’s no switch in the brain to communicate that the grammatical crisis has ended, so the body remains in fight or flight mode.
For some pedants people, this can even have long-term effects on their bodies and well-being.
“In studies of the effect of stress on the brain, the volume of your hippocampus, the area important for memory processing, can be reduced by these cortisol effects,” Dr William Barr from NYU’s Departments of Neurology and Psychiatry explained to Mic. This can impact your ability to process new memories. Crazy, huh?
If you consider yourself a ‘grammar nerd’ and find this information somewhat alarming, take comfort in the fact you’re not alone.
A recent study by Match.com asked 5,000 single Americans to describe their biggest online dating turn-offs, and bad grammar was right up there, rating even higher than bad teeth or a lack of confidence.
Weird Al Yankovic knows the feeling…
A whopping 88 per cent of women and 75 per cent of men nominated ‘good grammar’ as being very important to them.
Interesting.
This article was originally published on The Glow.
Are there certain grammatical errors that annoy you more than others?
Top Comments
To and Too. Bought and brought. These get me going because a sentence doesn't make sense if they are incorrectly used.
It's a matter of common courtesy for me. A post that lacks punctuation and has a lot of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in it is hard to read and if you can't be bothered to type it in a way that people can read easily, I cant be bothered to read it. If you don't know how to spell a word, look it up. It's not hard, you don't even need a dictionary anymore. Just put it into Google.
Agree!! While I know it is judgemental and snotty of me, I also find that if I see a comment written with bad spelling and punctuation - or even worse, in text speak - my immediate impression is that the author is either massively uneducated and ignorant, or simply extremely lazy so their opinion is not worth taking seriously.
can't. Just saying.........