Miley Cyrus, 23, is wearing her engagement ring from Liam Hemsworth, 25, again.
This news is, apparently, exciting.
It’s so exciting, in fact, that Liam Hemsworth’s elder brother Chris Hemsworth, 32, AKA Thor, AKA People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, is constantly being questioned about it when really people should just be staring at his beautiful, beautiful face.
That heavenly visage is the new face of Tourism Australia, and in that capacity, Chris Hemsworth has been doing a lot of promotional work.
No one wants to know about Australia and its charms, though. They just want to know if Miley and Liam are back on.
In response to a question about an impending Hemsworth-Cyrus wedding, Chris told Today he’s not sure.
“Not that I know of. I saw the very accurate reports on that subject. I don’t know how reliable that source is!”
Whatever’s going on between Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus will be neither confirmed nor denied by elder brother Chris Hemsworth.
That’s not to say there’s nothing going on here, though.
Chris told KIIS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O that if Miam is happening, he’d be the last to know about it anyway.
“Not that I know of mate,” he told Kyle. “I would find out through the press. I find out last most of the time.”
At an event just last night in New York, Hemsworth told Entertainment Tonight: “I’m happy if he’s happy, whatever he’s doing in life. I can’t confirm any of that [Miam reunion], but, you know, he’s smart, he’s happy.”
Here’s an Instagram snap Miley posted of herself smoking a uni cigarette, engagement ring visible.
Chris is trying really hard to be coy, clearly, but I reckon he knows. If there was nothing going on, he’d just say, “No, these bloody rumours are balderdash, they’re a load of old ‘roo turds. Anyone who believes ’em is a flamin’ galah!”
He’s really earning his Aussie Tourism dollar, by the way. Keep it up, Chris Hemsworth. You, too, Miam!