This photo of Chris Brown will have you shaking your head in disgust.

This photo of Chris Brown and his girlfriend is the worst photo of all the photos.

That’s Karrueche Tran. Chris Brown started dating her after he, you know, beat up Rihanna. When Rihanna forgave him, he dated both women until he could decide who he wanted. Eventually he chose Rihanna, but when that didn’t work out, he went back Karrueche. Allegedly.

Now they’ve taken this photo.

Do NOT call Amanda Seyfried’s dog a rapist.

For whatever bizarre reason that probably doesn’t but definitley does have something to do with there not being much celebrity news around Christmas, TMZ posted this story:

Lovely.

Amanda Seyfried was not pleased. This was her brilliant response:

Nailed it.

Yesterday we brought you blood facials, today we bring you vodka hair.

Eva Herzigova told French Marie Claire in an interview that the secret to her lucious golden locks is vodka.

Put the shot glass down, friends – she doesn’t mean drinking vodka.

She means putting it in her hair every day because wealthy models obviously live lives steeped in common sense and reality. She said, “My only daily vodka is that I use it to lighten my blonde hair… and it really works!”

What a waste.

Here’s Eva on the cover of this month’s Vogue Thailand, in which she no doubt revealed that the secret to her amazing body is smothering it in Lindt chocolate before rinsing it off and watching it go down the drain with her hair vodka.

Even Beyonce thinks she can dance like Beyonce when she’s drunk.

We didn’t talk about Beyonce for a day so now we need to talk about Beyonce again. Because she is at a club, on New Year’s Eve, dancing to her own music.

BEYONCE IS DANCING TO BEYONCE.

She’s just like us! Except it was at the Versace mansion and she actually is Beyonce.

James Blunt responds to all his Twitter haters personally. And it’s hilarious.

Celebrities take note: This is how you should handle trolls. The “You’re Beautiful” singer has got this down to a fine art.

Cameron Diaz: “Leave your vagina fully dressed, ladies.”

Cameron Diaz has written a book about her body creatively titled The Body Book. The blurb says that “Cameron Diaz shares her formula for becoming happier, healthier, and stronger in this positive, essential guide that is grounded in science and inspired by personal experience.”

Anyway. Here are her thoughts on pubic hair (grounded in science, of course):

I hear that there’s a big fad these days of young women undergoing laser hair removal on all of their lady bits. Personally, I think permanent laser hair removal sounds like a crazy idea. Forever? I know you may think you’ll be wearing the same style of shoes forever and the same style of jeans forever, but you won’t. The idea that vaginas are preferable in a hairless state is a pretty recent phenomenon, and all fads change, people.

Pubic hair serves as a pretty draping that makes it a little mysterious to the one who might by courting your sexiness. Pubes keep the goods private, which can entice a lover to come and take a closer look at what you have to offer.

Also, let’s be honest: just like every other part of your body, your labia major is not immune to gravity.

Do you really want a hairless vagina for the rest of your life?

It’s a personal decision, but I’m just putting it out there: Consider leaving your vagina fully dressed, ladies.

Yes – Cameron Diaz just referred to pubes as ‘pretty draping’.

Ricky Martin has split with his boyfriend.

The couple started dating in 2008, and are parents to 5-year-old twin boys Matteo and Valentino.

Martin posted a celeb-style cryptic tweet on New Year’s Eve, stating “Changes. Oh changes. So, are you waiting to be ready??? Watch out, you can be waiting all your life. #GoDoit ;o)”

Of course, that sent every gossip site into a speculative frenzy, and for once, they were proved right, with Martin’s representative releasing this statement today:

“Ricky and Carlos have mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be united by friendship and their shared experiences.”

The hottest gay man on the planet officially just became available.