Chris Brown has just been broken up with. In a very public way.

Oh, poor Chris Brown. (Said nobody ever)

The rapper/ singer/ guy infamous for physically assaulting entertainer Rihanna when they were a couple, has just been broken up with. In a very public way.

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Here’s how it went down. Allegedly.

Earlier this week it was alleged by certain media companies that Brown had fathered a child with a woman who was not his on again/ off again girlfriend, Karrueche Tran.

TMZ reported that Karrueche was ‘blindsided’ by the baby news, having no idea he could be a dad to a nine-month-old child.

Here is Brown with Karrueche. FYI, they’re the two wearing the oversized fur coats. Because, of course they are:

Chris Brown, 25, started dating the 26-year-old after that whole Rihanna incident he’d probably prefer you to forget. When Rihanna forgave him, he dated both women until he could decide who he wanted. Eventually he chose Rihanna, but when that didn’t work out, he went back Karrueche. Allegedly.

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According to TMZ, Brown’s secret love-child was had by an aspiring model and nursing student from Texas named Nia Amey. Her modelling profile from 2009 says, “I am a 25 year old aspiring model. I’m a full time nursing student and a very outgoing person. I love photography and always up for new adventures.”

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The morning after those baby-daddy rumours hit the interwebs, Chris was well and truly single again.

His (latest)model/socialitie/ fur wearing love-friend tweeted she was done. “Listen. One can only take so much. The best of luck to Chris and his family. No baby drama for me,” Karrueche tweeted.

In December, Brown lashed out at Karrueche via Instagram. Because every healthy relationship is based on publicly venting your every grievance, you guys.

He accused Karrueche of going on dates with singer Drake, and wrote:  “I made it clear to the world who my girl was and and made your life equal to mine even at the cost of me not focusing on my career at times.

“When this relationship first started u knew what it was and even participated in threesomes. I slowed all that s*** down.”

Classy.

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Watch out for his next sad break-up/ life is so hard track, coming soon to a radio near you.