A Florida woman’s mugshot has gone viral, because she has the greatest nonsensical name in the history of all names given to all babies.
Meet Cherries Waffles Tennis:
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Cherries Waffles (or is it Ms Tennis?), 19, was arrested for allegedly trying to buy a GoPro camera with a stolen credit card.
But her crime feels like a minor detail. Well, anything a person called Cherries Waffles Tennis does is going to feel like a minor detail.
We tried to decipher how her parents might have come up with such a fancy name 19 years ago, and we think we may have cracked the complex formula:
FRUIT + DESSERT + SPORT = AWESOME NAME
We put the formula to the test in the Mamamia office. We will be legally changing our names within days:
Jamila: Kiwis Puddings Tennis
Kate S: Nectarines Ice Creams Swimming
Lucy O: Lychees Muffins Netball
Alissa: Watermelons Gelato Ocean Swimming
Lucy G: Bananas Pannacottas Minky
Grace: Mangoes Tiramisu Lacross
Mia: Plums Triffles Running
Sarah: Peaches Cheesecakes Hockey
Caitlin: Apples Mars Bar Slices Gymnastics
Matilda: Strawberries Sticky Date Puddings Hurdles
Avi: Passion Fruits Rice Puddings Kayaking
Valentina: Pears Creme Brulees Soccer
Kahla: Pineapples Lemon Meringue Pies Basketball
Nicky: Oranges Brownies Water Polo
Alyx: Durians Chia Puddings Curling
Kate L: Rambutans Crumbles Tai Kwon Do
Rosie: Tomatoes Jellies TV-Watching
So, follow the formula and tell us your new name. DO IT NOW.
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Mangoes Bread and Butter Pudding Steeple Chase
Hmmm... the only flaw to your logic is that in America waffles are a breakfast item I believe. So surely the formula must be fruit + breakfast food + sport? In the spirit of diplomacy, I have chosen a name based on each method: 1) banana scrambled-eggs lacrosse, and 2) strawberry tiramisu lawn bowls :)