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Carrie Bickmore is totally confused about the "side map of Tassie" trend.

Carrie Bickmore really does not understand why exposing certain body parts have become fashion trends (SAME, Carrie).

Last night on The Project, after talking about Vogue UK declaring the ‘death of cleavage’, Carrie opened up about her confusion in trying to keep up with the bizarre trends.

“I read an article the other day that said it’s no longer about the side boob, it’s about the side…map of Tassie! That is a thing!” she said.

(SIDE VAG, Carrie. It's called side vag, and we have a handy how-to (or how not to?) guide for you, here.)

"I find wearing a g-string uncomfortable enough, let alone...I can't get my head around it. I'm not convinced it's a thing," she added.

Monique Bowley introduces the concept of 'side vag' on Mamamia Out Loud. Post continues... 

Carrie's male co-hosts were equally as confused by the 'trend'.

"You'd have to find some very good Hollywood tape for that," NOVA's Fitzy said. (Extra points for knowing what Hollywood tape is, FYI).

"I can't see the same thing taking off for men," added Peter Helliar.

"I can't see...side nut becoming a thing!"

To be honest, we don't really want to see that either, Pete.

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guest 3.7 8 years ago

This confuses the hell out of me. Laurie Oakes does not talk about about side balls and G strings. Michelle Grattan does not talk about side vag. Why is this even being mentioned, let alone reported.

Zepgirl 8 years ago

I think you're confusing 'The Project' with a show about the news, and not about light entertainment.

guest 3.7 8 years ago

Exactly my point, it is light entertainment, so I'm confused why Carrie and Waleed are treated like intellectual giants around here.

guest 3.7 8 years ago

Agreed, it is light entertainment, yet still The Project is seen by this site and many commentators as a rolled gold version of current affairs, and all done in in three minutes. That was my point.

Brett 8 years ago

The show is light entertainment, but it doesn't mean the views and opinions of the hosts don't have any merit when do do cover more dry issues.