Carrie Bickmore is totally confused about the "side map of Tassie" trend.

Carrie Bickmore really does not understand why exposing certain body parts have become fashion trends (SAME, Carrie).

Last night on The Project, after talking about Vogue UK declaring the ‘death of cleavage’, Carrie opened up about her confusion in trying to keep up with the bizarre trends.

“I read an article the other day that said it’s no longer about the side boob, it’s about the side…map of Tassie! That is a thing!” she said.

(SIDE VAG, Carrie. It's called side vag, and we have a handy how-to (or how not to?) guide for you, here.)

"I find wearing a g-string uncomfortable enough, let alone...I can't get my head around it. I'm not convinced it's a thing," she added.

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Carrie's male co-hosts were equally as confused by the 'trend'.

"You'd have to find some very good Hollywood tape for that," NOVA's Fitzy said. (Extra points for knowing what Hollywood tape is, FYI).

"I can't see the same thing taking off for men," added Peter Helliar.

"I can't see...side nut becoming a thing!"

To be honest, we don't really want to see that either, Pete.

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