Now you can send your ex the breakup card they truly deserve.

“I wish you had been the one that got away.”

Hallmark has got birthdays, weddings and anniversaries covered, but there’s one corner of the market that has been left woefully neglected.

Breakups.

Because sometimes all you want to do post-split is send your ex is a bag of dog poo. But society has deemed that “unpractical”, “uncool” and even “illegal”.

So what’s a gal (or guy) to do? Well the wonderful people Someecards have a glorious solution.

They have created these hilariously accurate breakup eCards for you to send to that bag of dicks, douche canoe, he who must not be named, ex of yours.

eCards for your ex.

Thank you, Internet.

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