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‘s latest pregnant belly snap made me go, “er, no.”
“No no no no no no no no.”
Do you see it?
Look down.
It’s the caption. “The magical business of making a new life.”
Ahahahahahahahaha. Magical.
All I remember from pregnancy is;
Being internally assaulted by a small person having a disco in my uterus.
Having to give up any pretence that I don’t fart because I’m a freakin’ lady.
Intense heartburn.
Spewing like a mofo.
Having to pee every three minutes.
Being moody AF because of the hormones.
BOOBS.
I know, I know. The miracle of new life etc, etc. Just, let’s not pretend it doesn’t have it’s drawbacks.
Okay. I’m done now.
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Despite my 37 weeks of morning sickness, having to sleep upright for 6 months because of reflux, having boobs that went from a B to a DD overnight, Braxton-Hicks and all the rest, it was magical. The most magical thing I've ever done.
Well Alys surprisingly not everyone is the same as you!
Thanks for doing your part in mummy-shaming for the day - well done!