Now that’s something to look forward to.
We all know the down sides of pregnancy. Morning sickness that doesn’t know day from night and acne in places you have never seen before. Back pain, carpal tunnel, headaches, swollen extremities, stretch marks and those crazy vivid dreams. The list goes on.
The big prize is that you get a baby at the end (after enduring 23 hours of labour so horrendous you begged for a C-section). This is apparently the compensation for nine months of life housing a human being. For having all your organs relocated across your abdomen and being so enormous you feel as if you could be an attraction at Sea World. The prize is pretty great I’ll admit, but still – all that work and now you have an entirely dependent human being who is going to suck away at your time, energy, frustration and money for the rest of eternity.
What if I told you that there is one surprisingly good consequence of pregnancy that might just go with those crazy dreams? If you’re one of the lucky few, that is.
Nocturnal orgasms.
You probably know them better as wet dreams and associate them with 15-year-old boys. Doesn’t nocturnal orgasms sound much more ladylike?
In some women during pregnancy there is an ability to reach climax while sleeping, often related to a hot and steamy dream.
How do I know this you ask?
I’ve had them (apologies to my parents and grandparents reading this).
The first time I wasn’t really sure what happened and I put it down to a delusion. But then it happened again, and again and again. Never had I been so excited to go to sleep.