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Can a hotel pool make you pregnant?

Apparently? It can. Here's a fun one to start the week. A Polish woman is suing an Egyptian hotel, claiming her 13 year-old daughter returned to Poland after their family vacation expecting a baby.

If only she'd used a condom with her bikini.

UK newspapers report….

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Magdalena Kwiatkowska's believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel. A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case." Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint

How fabulous is that story? I can't tell you how much joy I'm going to get imagining the conversation that took place between Mrs Kwiatkowska and her daughter. Who says teenage girls aren't creative and resourceful?

When I was a teenager, I'd sneak out after my curfew by disconnecting the fusebox that controlled the sensor-lights in the garden. Every Sunday morning, when I finally woke up, I'd find my Dad standing in front of the fuse box shaking his head. "What's wrong with this damn thing?" he'd mutter to himself.

What's the worst lie you've told to your parents?

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