CELEB NEWS: Ke$ha checks into rehab for eating disorder.

Ke$ha seeking treatment for an eating disorder.

Tik-Tok singer Ke$ha has reportedly checked herself into rehab for an eating disorder.

In a statement to the media, the 26-year-old said: “I’m a crusader for being yourself and loving yourself, but I’ve found it hard to practice.”

“I’ll be unavailable for the next 30 days, seeking treatment for my eating disorder … to learn to love myself again, exactly as I am.”

She’s apparently been admitted to a treatment centre called Timberline Knolls, which is near Chicago and is the same place former Disney star Demi Lovato went to back in 2010.

We’re wishing her the best of luck in her recovery.

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Buying sex toys is another thing that Beyonce and Jay Z do better than you.

Queen Bey and the man she graciously allowed to be her husband were spotted at a sex shop over the weekend. Apparently they (allegedly, maybe) spent about $6000 on fun stuff for the bedroom, according to a person who was there but has now deleted their twitter account because nobody crosses the Queen.

The, um, items were supposedly gold-plated. Because Beyonce ain’t putting nothing less near her (no doubt) miraculous lady parts.

Britney Spears debuts her Vegas show, Miley Cyrus steals spotlight being EDGY.

So, Britney Spears has started her retirement a residency in Vegas – she’ll be performing 50 shows a year for the next two years. The first concert was on the weekend and, surprisingly, reviews were pretty positive. She was lip-synching, obviously, but does anybody actually expect Britters to sing live anymore?

So yeah. She performed her show and it went well and that was it.

Oh wait, except Miley Cyrus was in the audience and she made out with a female back-up dancer and now that’s all anybody is talking about. (Could that have been the plan?)

She’s just SO edgy and naughty and sexually liberated, you guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvmiLx-Y0W8

Woops. Italy got in trouble for pretending a movie stars Brad Pitt. It doesn’t.

The new film 12 Years A Slave stars Chiwetel Ejiofor as Solomon Northup – the slave. You know, the main character on which the ‘slave’ part in 12 Years A Slave is based.

Brad Pitt produced the film and has a very small role in the end. This is the film’s poster:

This is the poster that Italian distributors decided to put in cinemas all around the country:

Not surprisingly, the interwebs went ballistic and the distributor quietly pulled all the posters that make the film look like it’s about Brad Pitt dreaming in a field.

Anne Hathaway left poo on a photographer’s car because she wins at life.

Well, dog poo.

Hathaway was out walking her dog and being followed by pesky paparazzi, so when her canine friend did his business, she put it in its little bag and left it on the photographer’s car:

Then she just walked away, like a real badass.

Images courtesy of Buzzfeed

Chloe Moretz is being bribed to win Oscars.

You know Chloe Moretz, the girl that starred in Hugo and Kick Ass and bunch of other films? Well, she’s only 16, so producers have to file legal documents to get permission to work with her. Which obviously means they wanted TMZ inveade her privacy by reading them and telling everybody what she gets paid.

Which they did. Immediately. And admittedly, it’s pretty interesting how much a 16-year-old can rake in these days.

For her upcoming film If I Stay, Moretz gets a $500 000 base salary. She gets an addtional $1 miilion or 25% of the film’s profits when it is released.

Pretty standard (you know, leaving aside the fact she is only SIXTEEN).

But the most interesting part of her contract is the bonus she gets for winning awards: $25 grand if she’s nominated for on Oscar, and another $25 grand if she wins.

50 thousand bucks is a pretty big incentive to learn your lines.

 Jennifer Lawrence isn’t just the most GIF-able person in Hollywood, she’s the most bankable, too.

Jennifer Lawrence has been named Hollywood’s most valuable movie star of 2013, according to a survey of US cinema owners.

Since 1932, the Quigley Publishing Company has asked US cinema owners to submit a list of ten film stars that they believe have earned them the most money over the year.

Lawrence’s first place position sort of makes sense when you consider that Silver Linings Playbook, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire and American Hustle were all released last year.

Here’s the full list:

1. Jennifer Lawrence

2. Sandra Bullock

3. Bradley Cooper

4. Tom Hanks

5. Denzel Washington

6. Leonardo DiCaprio

7. Robert Downey Jr.

8. Hugh Jackman

9. Brad Pitt

10. Melissa McCarthy

Kaley Cuoco marries. And we want the dress.

Big Bang star Kaley Cuoco married her fiance Ryan Sweeting in a small ceremony in Southern California on New Year’s Eve. The couple had been dating for three months before Sweeting popped the question back in September.

Anyways, enough with the exposition. Here are the pretty pictures of Cuoco in her pink Vera Wang gown:

NSFW WARNING: This story contains an image of a bong. Shaped like a penis. If you are offended by either bongs or penises, you should not read it. If you are not offended by either of these things, welcome to the wonders of Madonna’s winter family holiday.

We’re just going to leave this here…

Oh no, Bar Refaeli. Not you, too!

So, there’s this thing called a Vampire Facial. It’s basically when people with more money than sense pay $1500 to have blood taken from their arms and injected into/smeared all over their face. It’s supposed to rejuvinate one’s complexion. We suspect it also makes one gag.

Kim Kardashian did it a while back, and now it appears that Israeli Victoria’s Secret model, Bar Refaeli, is in on the action:

Do NOT call Amanda Seyfried’s dog a rapist.

For whatever bizarre reason that probably doesn’t but definitley does have something to do with there not being much celebrity news around Christmas, TMZ posted this story:

Lovely.

Amanda Seyfried was not pleased. This was her brilliant response:

Nailed it.

James Blunt responds to all his Twitter haters personally. And it’s hilarious.

Celebrities take note: This is how you should handle trolls. The “You’re Beautiful” singer has got this down to a fine art.