By: Leslie Goldman for mom.me.
In my house, we’ve tasked breast milk with many projects. Yes, it has nourished both of our daughters, but we’ve also used it to unplug clogged tear ducts, loosen up stuffy noses and stealthily healthify smoothies and ice blocks for our toddler. I even once attempted an at-home breast milk facial when I read that a salon was offering them to customers. (Results: After rinsing, my skin felt silky and a bit slippery. Also, my friend’s baby wanted to nurse on my forehead when she caught a whiff.)
Yes, much like the father in “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” who uses Windex to cure all of his family’s ills—”from psoriasis to poison ivy” – boob juice has found its way into many nooks and crannies in our home.