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Circa 1997, you couldn’t get through a single episode of Video Hits without encountering a pack of floppy-haired babes crooning about the girl they’d stop at nothing to get back (or something or other).
From the Backstreet Boys and N*Sync to Human Nature and 5ive, all these boy bands had common threads: heartfelt lyrics, a liberal splash of auto-tune, questionable fashion sense, and above all, impassioned dance moves.
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This week, I did my teenage-self proud by learning some of those trademark moves at a ’90s Boy Band Boot Camp. Yep. That happened.
The lesson was led by Shannon Dooley, founder of the ’80s inspired freestyle aerobics class, Retrosweat. The Sydney-based actor/singer/choreographer/fitness instructor has a passion for fitness, fun and dress-ups, and she’s been branching out from her usual lycra-tastic workouts to offer ‘Retrosweat Routine’ — a series of classes teaching specific, themed routines.
Boy Band boot camp was the first of these classes, and in the hallowed words of the Backstreet Boys it was truly 'larger than life'.
To warm up, Shannon — boy band name 'Shane' — introduced us to some of the tenets of boy band dancing, like the 'Come over here, girl' chin tilt and the 'I need you, girl' fist pump.
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Unfortunately, I hadn't twigged that the dance theme extended to the dress code; so while I'd rocked up in a plain workout ensemble, my co-dancers had accessorised appropriately with backwards caps, chains and drawn-on goatees.
Post warm-up, we jumped straight into the routine Shannon had put together. All the classic moves were there: the spins, the ceiling points, the hip thrusts, the fancy footwork. (Post continues after gallery.)