In case you missed it: Netflix's Bling Empire has well and truly taken its place at the peak of reality TV obsession.
It follows the real-life 'Crazy Rich Asians' of Los Angeles as they throw luxurious parties, spend far too much money and navigate relationships, friendships and careers (which we're not too sure exist).
It feels... excessive and dramatic, and it will have you scouring Google after every episode in search of more juice.
Watch the trailer for Bling Empire. Post continues below.
Maybe you too have been wondering about the truth behind Kelly and Andrew's relationship, or most importantly, who the f**k owned that penis pump.
Well, here’s a round-up of all the very important gossip surrounding Bling Empire.
Is Bling Empire scripted?
Well, according to producers, no. (But of course they'd say that...)
In an interview with O, The Oprah Magazine, showrunner Brandon Panaligan said: "We tapped into the energy of a group who already know each other and are invested in each other's lives. That's the magic in starting a show like this — it's not forced.