Imagine the scene:
It’s dark outside. There’s a storm.
Suddenly, the lights go out.
And all you’re left with is darkness…and your imagination.
Luckily, your imagination leads not to horror movies, but sexual fantasies. You believe in ‘being prepared’ – but you’re no Girl Scout.
So your emergency kit in your bedside table drawer contains your vibrator, not a torch – because you have your priorities straight.
If your life was made into a movie, this could potentially be a scene from it:
But we’ve got something that might interest you: it’s a vibrator with a light.
Yep, the Wiild Casanova Vibrator in Rose and White has a built in light, designed to help you navigate places where the sun don’t shine. Literally. It has a pink neon light that adds some glow to your nocturnal activities.
(Please note the double ii in the name to indicate the level of wildness/passion/unadulterated pleasure that this product promises to deliver on.)
Ok, I’m done with the word play, now to the foreplay. Here’s what the vibrator looks like:
Top Comments
'as an entry level toy'.
Saw what you did there.
Maybe 'cos its illuminated.