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BACH FLUFF: Heartbreak and that goddamn pie chart: Last night's Bachelorette in tweets.

Hey guys. Today is going to be… tough.

If you’re out of the loop – you’re not but one person might be – last night’s episode of The Bachelorette saw Sophie Monk send manliest man, James Trethewie packing in a plot twist we’re not accustomed to from the reality dating show.

Cue outrage. Cue tears. Cue riots on the lawns of the Bachelor mansion. The backlash was so strong, Sophie herself had to post an explainer on Instagram.

Many things will be said about the whole sordid mess today. But for now, we’ll let these tweets do the talking. It sums up last night better than we ever could.

Let’s start off softly, as the trauma is still very real right now…

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The group date. Jarrod, sweetie…

 

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Then we had the sort of single date Stu manipulated Sophie into going on…

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… Followed by an even more horrific date with ‘bad boy’ Blake.

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Then, the moments our hearts shrivelled up, possibly for good…

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… Never forget.