By JAMILA RIZVI
Have you missed me? Who am I kidding, of course you have. But for those who didn’t notice that I was supposed to be being missed (i.e. all of you except the prime candidate for Mamamia’s most loyal reader, my mum) I’ve been on holidays the past few weeks.
And just like Psy only dances Gangnam-stye, I only holiday Jamila-style. I’m not a fan of rest and relaxation because I tend to find both rest and relaxation rather dull. So, my holiday was more 6-cities-across-3-continents-to-see-12-friends-in-14-days than lie on a beach with a magazine. In other words it was a total train wreck.
The ‘worst’ for my holiday? It’s a toss up between my inability to read 24 hour time (everyone mixes up 17.00 and 7.00pm right?) resulting in an excessively expensive replacement ticket for a missed flight, getting so desperately ill in South East Asia that my doctor friend Bella was forced to go in search of an at-home IV kit (I’m so Hollywood) and the dramatic car accident on a highway just outside of Milan.
But the best? The best was not a toss up, the best was not a maybe, the best was not an either or. The best was 100 per cent clear. Because… I think I had a full on Oprah moment y’all!
You know the one: the magical ‘aha’, everything suddenly slams into perspective, my life makes perfect sense, I’ve saved myself from decades of questioning and am totes prepared to start penning my prolific memoirs kinda thing. My Eat, Pray, Love on speed and without the scary silent period in the Ashram.
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Best: Having the cutest bubba who just won't stop walking. She's going from strength to strength and everyone she meets loves her. So chuffed to be able to see her life unfold.
Worst: Work. Someone has manufactured a "personality clash" with me in order to move to another group. Its bogus because I barely spend anytime with this person. Be careful what you wish for, weasle.
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This was recorded on a Sydney train. What is good about it is that the terrible behaviour is recorded. You'd be amazed at the frequency of this sort of rubbish.