Evil overlords everywhere should really take a page out of Barbie's playbook when it comes to world domination.
The upcoming film has already become less about a cinema experience and more about a global pop culture movement. One populated by brand deals, merchandise, the colour pink, and enough lore created around a decades-old line of dolls to rival the backstory of The Lord of the Rings.
Of course, the Barbie-core train itself left the station long ago (that TikTok algorithm is not going to feed itself) but nowadays, even those amongst us who had never favoured pastels and these strangely humanoid dolls in the past have been swept up in the movie's mania.
Which is how I found myself walking up the Instagram-worthy steps of Icebergs Dining Room and Bar in Bondi on the first day of the Barbie movie Australian press tour, and into a space that had been transformed into a lush Mattel commercial.
I was never really a Barbie girl myself growing up (not because I was a feminist, I just preferred those Sky Dancer dolls that whirled through the air and threatened to gouge your sibling's eyes out) but the hype and excitement surrounding this particular film tour was already hard to ignore.
Which is why that morning I had rifled desperately through my mostly black wardrobe to unearth the one item of pink clothing I owned, having never before felt like I had to theme dress for a day at work in order to match the movie release I was covering.
But such is the power of the Barbie machine.
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