Oh Tim. Muscles with a head. How we miss you so. You and all your catamarans and contemplative beach-gazing. You and your square jaw and perfect face. The perfect face that Ali actually broke her own leg for.
We had some good times, didn’t we?
The Bachelor Australia 2013 was a glorious, polygamous spectacle from start to finish, and you can relive the soft-focus magic by reading each of Rosie Waterland’s brilliant recaps right here.
Because Bachelor.
Catch up before Season 2 starts on Channel Ten – Wednesday July 30 2014, 7:30pm.
Week 1 – Meet Tim: Muscles with a head.
Week 2 – Can’t decide if they’re crazy eyes or Disney Princess eyes.
Week 3 – A picnic without food is not a picnic. It’s just sitting on a blanket.
Week 4 – Fainting, tears and inappropriate touching.
Week 5 – Sailing, risotto and a serious lack of crazy eyes.
Week 6 – Sacrificial lambs and a Bachelor ambush.
Week 7 – Will you accept this rose… FROM MY PANTS?
Week 8 – Super sneaky tactics and an epileptic cat.
Week 9 – Ali’s Magnum Opus.
Week 10 – ‘Interpretating’ art and a dark, dark secret.
Week 11 – Meeting the parents and some last-minute begging.
Week 12 – Talking about sex without saying the word ‘sex’.
FINALE – Tim and Anna take care of that ‘Rochelle Problem’.
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