Australia's newest fashion commentator is 3-years-old.

Pixie knows she needs to make a statement on her weekend playdates. It’s tres important.

What’s your three-year-old doing right now? Picking their nose? Chucking a wobbly over having to wear an itchy jumper and demanding an icypole for every meal?

Tell them to harden the f*ck up. Because while they’re sobbing and snotting over the floorboards, other toddlers are snapping necks and cashing cheques.

Toddlers like Australia’s newest fashion commentator, Pixie Curtis.

Curtis has over 97,000 Instagram followers. She has her own line of premium fashion hair accessories. And now she is casting her professional and critical eye over fashion hits and misses in the latest Famous magazine.

Pixie knows the diff between Ellie Saab and Valentino.

She says things like “work the look” and “you have no idea how hard it is to nail effortless”.

Just a reminder again: Pixie is is three-years-old.

While your special little snowflake is mastering the most basic words, Pixie is making sassy observations like ‘wardrobe staple’ and using grown up words like forte. She also knows she needs to make a statement on her weekend playdates.

It’s tres important.

Her Instagram is full of her wry observations on the world and hashtag campaigns to promote her business.

You thought your kid was clever for being able to play the Bob The Builder ipad app? Pixie is running an aggressive social media campaign focused on customer engagement and maintaining consistent branding for key stakeholders.

Not one to airbrush out her imperfections, Pixie poses here with a scabby knee.

Probably from falling over while running the world.

Is your toddler still on milk? Do they nap when they get tired? Oh.

Well, when Pixie has had a tough day she relax with a “stiff drink”.

Oh you mean you’re three-year-old doesn’t have a blog? That’s ok.  I’m sure they’ll catch up soon.  Every child develops at their own pace.

In the meantime, Pixie does have a blog and it’s full of exciting copy .

She can even spell ‘fabulous’ like it’s not even a year 6 spelling level word.

Forget the children, she even drives a better car than adult you.

Holidays better than adult you, i.e. in Aspen.

And then in Gucci.

Yep. Pixie Curtis is doing better at life than you are and she hasn’t started preschool yet.

Us lowly beings welcome our new fashion overlord. And say to Suri Cruise, watch the f*ck out. Pixie is nipping at your kitten heels. And she’s half your age honey. OUCH.