To whom it may concern,
It’s not often I write a love letter. You can probably tell by my use of the words ‘to whom it may concern.’ But I have something to say, and I’m not going to hold back.
I. LOVE. BREAD.
Our romance has spanned over two decades, and still, my love remains remarkably strong.
As a child, you provided me with endless joy. There’s something about your texture and versatility that made you one of my diet staples as I was growing up. Fairy bread, sausage sandwich, vegemite, peanut butter, honey…it didn’t matter. You were always there for me. And now, years on, you’re still here for the kids of Australia.