This year's Bachelors had it all.
Three bachelors.
A new bach mansion.
A new bach pad.
A revamped rose ceremony.
A trip to Wet N Wild.
And just like those infomercials in the 90s where they threw in a free set of steak knives, this season threw in a free middle-aged polygamist named Damien. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I mean, we didn't ask for him but we sure saw a lot of him.
In case you missed it, our most rogue bachelor Felix Von Hofe was immediately drawn to a contestant named Jessica Navin.
After one particularly exciting episode where a woman named Tash told Felix that Jess was actually an open relationship with a man named Damien on the outside, Felix continued to pursue Jess.
Yes, even after Damien arrived on set and started having 'conscious conversations' with people.
In the finale episode, Jess 'closed the chapter' with Damien. And then Felix chose her to be his number one girl at the end. Or something like that. He didn't propose, which I think was a good move considering Damien was probably still watching them from the bushes.
So the million dollar question - are Felix and Jess still together?
No.
After the finale, Felix and Jess quietly confirmed to 10 Play that they've gone their separate ways.
“I’ve been in a long-distance relationship in the past and it’s incredibly strenuous because if you feel strongly about someone, you want them to always be around you. With us, we didn’t know when the show was going to air or what was going to happen," Felix said.