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Ever had a barista draw a heart on your coffee? What about a penis?

Hmmm. This latte tastes funny..

This video combines three of our favourite things.

Coffee, Amy Schumer, and funny.

Amy Schumer, who is everyone’s favourite person right now (because she’s hilarious, and also says things like “I am a woman with thoughts and questions and shit to say. I say if I’m beautiful, I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.”) has just starred in a new Comedy Central video.

“Foam”. Or, as we call it, “latte flirting”.

 

Have you ever had a barista draw a special design on your coffee? Have you ever felt like he/she did it just for you? Because maybe they did. A feather means they like you. A heart means they love you. A penis… well, you know.

Just ask Amy. She got coffee-married, and then foam-divorced.

We’d put a heart on your coffee, Amy.

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Jo 9 years ago

Love hearts and leafs are pretty and the sign of a good pour. A good pour without art you should just end up with an apple kind of shape. Penises are actually not that hard to do, I've accidentally done a few myself when I am really busy.


Daijobou 9 years ago

My husband once got a coffee once and the barista had out a big love heart on it. This would have been okay but my husband looked at the love heart then accidentally looked into right the baristas eyes and then there was an really awkward long pause. Now he is embarrassed to go back, and they make really good coffee too!