You can actually SEE farts now. This is what they look like.

Once, when I was little, I asked my dad why farts smell so bad.

He replied, “You know what Rosie, I’m not sure. But next time I need to fart, I’ll catch it in a jar for you and then you can ask it.”

Nice try Dad, I thought. Any any idiot could tell you that that plan is far-fetched and ridiculous. Catch a talking fart? HA! How could you ever catch a fart if you can’t SEE it? Duh.

If only I had seen this YouTube clip.

Turns out the security x-ray machines at airports can see your farts. Something about the infrared cameras. This guy got caught in the act, and the video is short, but EPIC:

Moral of the story: Hold it in.

NB: It has been brought to our attention that this may well be a hoax… But we still find it funny.