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Last night on national television, Matt Agnew and Abbie Chatfield made out onThe Bachelor,and it was…a lot.

Lips were smacked, 70s porno-esque music was played, and we’re pretty sure someone at Channel 10 is currently fielding a broadcast complaint for overly sexual television content.

Watch Matt and Abbie’s on-screen make out session. Look… it was a lot. Post continues after video:

To summarise:The Bachelorhad their annual photo shoot, in which Matt and Abbie realised they felt all the feels for each other, and a few hours later, the pair hashed out their feelings via five minutes of solid kissing. Lipstick was smeared, glasses were fogged up, and one judgey alpaca got a lil’tooexcited.

“I just wanted to kiss you,” said Abbie, talking about their sexual tension from the photo shoot.

And so they did.

Guys... do you want to take this off-camera, or nah?

All of Australia: NAH.

*bleating intensifies*

Anywho... Australia lapped up all of the third-party sexual tension, and this is how Twitter reacted:

The makeup artists not fixing Abbie’s lipstick is so shady and I love it so much #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/tAtuoYPcKv

— Madeline Muir (@madeline_muir) August 8, 2019

Yowza glad I wasn’t a crew member working Matt and Abbie’s orchard experience. You can only pretend to adjust the focus on the camera for so long before you just gotta start staring #TheBachelorAU

— Sian Luxford (@SianKL) August 8, 2019

#TheBachelorAU

Girls: ‘How was your time in the Orchard?’

Abbie: ‘I’m pregnant’

— Dave (@davey0511) August 8, 2019

Australia right now... #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/6ydwylEvQ3

— HarrysHighNote (@_HarrysHighNote) August 8, 2019

My glasses only steam up when I take pies out of the oven, so my new euphemism is "wow, he really took her pies out of the oven". #TheBachelorAU

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 8, 2019

#TheBachelorAU Abbie will be now known as the chick who almost made a Porno on The Bachelor.

— SalaGal (@salagal1) August 8, 2019

I'm legitimately impressed by Abbie there - I really didn't see that coming from her prior to JUST THEN. Play on playette. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7BKyCmv1zr

— Emma Bruty (@EGirl76) August 8, 2019

Yesssss abbie #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/YA8FBxnf03

— Caitlyn (@CaitlynVernem) August 7, 2019

Abbie looks at Matt the way I look at a chicken schnitty from the local pub #TheBachelorAU

— Shauna O’Carroll (@ShaunaOCarroll) August 8, 2019

Watching Abbie and Matt like #TheBachelorAU #BachelorAU pic.twitter.com/wP1NiyWKSl

— Diana DJ (@DianaDJ7) August 8, 2019

#TheBachelorAU

Girls: you’ll kiss Matt Abbie: no I won’t Girls: ya you will Abbie: I promise I won’t

-2 seconds into the meeting- pic.twitter.com/sEiYW7Wmfl

— MysteryPenguin (@PenguinMystery) August 8, 2019

Abbie to the other girls after being in the orchard #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lRBWu3YxYN

— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) August 8, 2019

Girls: Abbie will kiss him. Abbie: I won’t kiss him. Narrator: Abbie will totally kiss him #TheBachelorAU

— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) August 8, 2019

Abbie next ep: #BachelorAu #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ZVKm6gxaOE

— Cassandra Lee (@itsmecasslee) August 8, 2019

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