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Running: it’s good for you, but damn, it hurts.
Whether you’re a casual jogger or a fun run enthusiast, the calmness and determination on your face usually belies the pained monologue going on inside your (very sweaty) head.
Research has actually proven this is the case. In a recent study, long-distance runners were asked to record their thoughts as they pounded the pavement — and 30 per cent were related to how painful the experience was. As in, “Ouch, this hurts, make it stop.”
Here are 40 thoughts every runner has experienced at least once.
1. “Look at me being all fit and stuff. I am a total Fit Person.”
2. “I need to tell someone about this. Should I put a selfie on Instagram? Or is that a bit wanky? … Yeah, it’s wanky, but I’m doing it anyway.”
3. “These leggings have fluoro panels on them… that’ll make me go faster, right?”
4. “I’m totally going to run five ks today. I can feel it in my bones.”
5. “OK. Let’s do this. Beyonce playlist, do your thing.”
6. “I wonder if I’m going to find a dead body today. Dead bodies are always discovered by joggers.”
7. “Look at me go! I’m not even sweating yet. I am a superior being. Someone needs to play the Chariots of Fire theme song right now.”
8. “Oh, yep, there’s the sweat. It’s happening.”
9. “Probably should have brought a water bottle.”