Are they on crack? I’ve never seen a more depressing bunch of primping, preening, pouting thirty-somethings. AND THEY HAVE KIDS. Yes, we know they’ve got good bodies that may or may not be the work of good surgeons and extensive lipsuction.
But do they have to writhe around in their undies? Ironic really that Sporty is the only one who ISN’T a mother and she’s the only one who doesn’t look like an expensive hooker. Remember when they bounced around singing about girl power? Now they look like they barely have the energy to lift their hands for a manicure or undo their own perky bra straps.
Or am I just being a total prude and this is what being a yummy mummy or thirty-something celebrity entails these days?
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One Tree Hill's Bethany Joy Lenz Lived In A Cult For 10 Years
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Catchy beat, really bad song.
You mention a hero in your lyrics? Umm Hero? What Hero? My heroes (The Spice girls) died when your bodies did.
Oh, sorry aunties let me introduce myself. I'm a TEEN and I looked up to you when I was 8. Those days are long gone now. Who are you. You're just some eerily creepy female prototypes. I was eating an apple when watching this, when I saw you's smile, I dropped my apple in horror and backed away from my computer. I watched you's again and scoffed at anytime you writhed in your bra's. (looks around questioningly) What happened to morality? What happened to sugar n' spice and everything nice? What happened to you?!
Right on the money, high class call girls. What the hell is the bondage strapping Posh is wearing??