It's time to Free The Cellulite.

Just when you ran out of ways to hate your body, along comes pre-cellulite.

Apparently, it’s regular cellulite hiding under the surface of your skin just waiting to torture you.

You can thank Maria Menounos (and now me) for bringing it to your attention. In an interview with Health magazine the 36-year-old TV presenter casually dropped the concept of pre-cellulite as if it was a real thing.

“If I were to take my jeans off right now, you would see pre-cellulite. It doesn’t look that good, but I’m OK with that. We’re all human. If I want to get rid of it, I know what I have to do.”

Is it just me who thinks her line “I know what I have to do” sounds rather sinister? What do you have to do? Plastic surgery? Extreme dieting? Cut your legs off?

Someone who gives more f—s than me about pre-cellulite asked a doctor if this is something we should be worrying about. Clue: IT’S NOT.

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