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July 23, 2008

I love a good contortionist.

Heck, I even love a bad contortionist. Human pretzels are just compelling viewing. Here's an 11-year-old who appears to be missing her joints. From America's Got Talent. If you can watch til the end without your eyes watering, the Hoff's slurred yet inspiring words might just bring a tear to your eye. And then Sharon Osbourne uses the word 'craft' about 18 times in 1 minute and you will vomit.

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WOW

does the young girl not have a spine?

and the fluffy tail really added to the performance as a whole. totally necessary. i applaud her cosutme designer.

Why was Jerry Springer there? My back hurt watching that too, especially that bit where she bent over backwards and then *twisted* so she was facing forwards with her face upright.

I used to watch Ch 7 or 9, now I just watch Channel Mia, it's all here!

on a related note, it had been a long WYD and two nuns were walking past a bottle shop. One said, "Oh heavens, I would love a beer, but I'm afraid to go in, in my nun's habit'. The second nun said, 'don't worry Sister, I'll get us a beer.'

This second nun goes into the bottle shop and asks for two bottles of beer, 'it's for washing our hair', she tells the clerk. Wrapping up the two bottles, the clerk throws in a packet of pretzels, 'these are for your hair curlers'.

wow, now my 4 year old is trying to do it ... I see an emergency room visit in my near future!!

OOOOUCH!!!!

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