I think Chloe Latanzi could replace preg-man as my new obsession.
Good news, Peeps. Olivia Newton John's oddly-faced daughter didn't get voted out of the MTV reality show Rock The Cradle despite this dodge performance last week.
On this week's episode, it was parents' choice and LIv chose "I hate everything about you" for her daughter to sing. And oh, how she sang it.....
[COLOUR NOTE: no, we haven't stopped forever at orange. Will be changing later today and each day as promised until I get bored of it]
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I can't help but think that this is some sort of joke. There was no way she was going to pull it off with her voice. I really didn't like it, it lacked the normal screams of the chorus. Of course, since most of my friends hate that song for that exact reason, I guess it might be seen as an improvement by some. And I really can't get past that face...
Posted by: Cerry | April 15, 2008 at 02:53 PM
God couldn't watch it all. Spectacularly bad. I get singing low and everything, but she sounded, and looked like she was doing bad karaoke. Kill me.
Also, is that a weird "arrangment" (Idol word) of the Ugly Kid Joe song? Sounded nothing like it.
Posted by: Dataceptionist | April 15, 2008 at 02:54 PM
OMG - why do people not notice when they have their hair stuck to their over-glossed lips on TV?! I couldn't concentrate on anything else. It's like having a fly on you.
There is no way that her face is natural - it's such a shame she's bo'xed up. Does anyone have any before and after pictures?
Posted by: Kate | April 15, 2008 at 03:02 PM
If I were Olivia, I would've made her sing "Xanadu" or "Physical"... that would've been better (or at least amusing!)
Posted by: Emma | April 15, 2008 at 03:09 PM
That would ahve been awesome Emma
IF
ONJ knew Chloe could do it. C'mon, I think it is glaringly obvious that EVEN HER MOTHER knows she can't sing. Plastered smiles all round! As much as the botox allows anyway.
The lips people! The Lips~!!
Posted by: Dataceptionist | April 15, 2008 at 03:22 PM
Thanks Mia for the colour note!
I agree Data, I think ON-J didn't want to hear one of her songs butchered by her own daughter, lol.
Posted by: Emma | April 15, 2008 at 03:34 PM
What is the 'sho' in the title of this post for?
Looking forward to the new colour.
Posted by: Eve | April 15, 2008 at 04:03 PM
Ok, I spoke too soon.
This green may be better than the bright fluro green, but still not good. No more green, please!
Posted by: Eve | April 15, 2008 at 04:26 PM
This poor girl. You can seen she has a touch of the body dysmorphic thing but with her face. I bet she keeps tweaking and plumping, augmenting and stretching until she's unrecognisable.
Kate, awfulplasticsurgery.com has a recent before and after thing on Chloe Lattanzi and the change in her is remarkable. She used to be kind of dorky cute, now she looks too plastic and done.
Posted by: Heidi | April 15, 2008 at 04:57 PM
June: 'It's not about the vocals'
No June, you're right, it's all about the lederhosen.
Posted by: lexi | April 15, 2008 at 09:40 PM
Maybe she can't feel that her hair is stuck to her lips cos she's botoxed the feeling out of them... does botox do that?
Posted by: Laura | April 15, 2008 at 10:53 PM
I agree with Data, just can’t get past the lips. However, I like the way the judges gave her credit for the spirit in which she bawled that awful ’song’, but I’m nonplussed by the way they ignored the Lips. As did Mama ONJ.
Oh Hollywood….
And yes, there’s no way she could have attempted one of Mum’s songs.
Oh Hollywood…..why the heck Botox a young grrrl…
Oh Hollywood…
Posted by: gigdiary | April 16, 2008 at 03:39 AM
It wouldn't be Botox in her lips, because you don't use Botox for lips. It's to paralyse the nerves, so it's used on lines such as the forehead, around the eyes and around the mouth...
It could be anything such as Juvederm (which is made by the same people as Botox), collagen, etc.
Whatever it is, it's bad. She looks like a fish!
And just remember Mia's story from Sunday - Botox could possibly leak into the brain.. Mmm. Tasty.
Posted by: lexi | April 16, 2008 at 07:28 AM
Far beit from me to criticise, but, Whats with the puffer fish obsession these days?? Yes, she looks like she should be on the Alps herding sheep on a sunny day with that outfit, and i actually thought that was a microphone to her mouth at first, but alas on second take realised it was hair clinging to the those static filled reebok pump up lips! Belinda:- " I think your an , ah, an amazing voice and i think your the most unusual one here" She wasnt trying to cover up any of her tracks was she? lol , an ah ah , thats all folks.....
Posted by: aNTHONY | April 16, 2008 at 07:35 AM
Dataceptionist, it's not a weird arrangement of the Ugly Kid Joe song, it's a 3 Days Grace song with the same name. Not that she wouldn't have butchered the UKJ one, too...
As for the new colour - not bad. But I still like the pinky-red
Posted by: Cerry | April 16, 2008 at 08:39 AM
Thanks for clearing that up for me Cerry!
Posted by: Dataceptionist | April 16, 2008 at 09:29 AM
Why do kids of celebs always think that just because mum and dad are talented and/or lucky that they are going to be too ? Angelina Jolie may be the one exception that I can think of. Poor Chloe needs a real friend to sit her down and tell her its time for a career change and to sack her cosmetic surgeon.
Posted by: lu | April 16, 2008 at 10:18 AM
lu, I can think of heaps of famous people's offspring who are talented.
Here's my vote:
Drew Barrymore (granddaughter of John Barrymore)
Gwyneth Paltrow (daughter of Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner)
Rufus Wainwright (son of Loudon)
Liam Finn (son of Neil Finn)
Louise Olsen of Dinosaur Designs (daughter of John Olsen)
Liza Minnelli (daughter of Judy Garland)
Isabella Rossellini (daughter of Roberto Rossellini)
etc etc
I know there's heaps more but my brain has gone to sleep!
Posted by: Heidi | April 16, 2008 at 02:25 PM
I feel so terrible for this girl. She's such a lost soul and my bet is she's never been parented in her life. She's just flailing around screaming for people to notice her - her mother, anyone. So sad.
And I can't stand the way magazines keep saying this girl has beat anorexia. What a joke! She's skin and bone and it is just irresponsible to print that it's okay she looks like this - that it is in any way normal.
Kelly
Posted by: Kelly@SHE-POWER | April 16, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Besides her look, what do you think about her vocal abilities, does Chloe have what it takes?
Posted by: cradlewillrock | April 17, 2008 at 04:48 AM
cradlewillrock,, you pose an interesting question which everyone appears to have overlooked. And seeming as its a multiple choice question and i can take a guess i will attempt it, Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a "Bleep" by the toe, if it screams then let it go, eeny meeny miny mo,, i choose NO..lol :)
Posted by: Anthony | April 17, 2008 at 07:47 AM
I hate her voice cradlewillrock. I don't think she'll succeed.
Posted by: Dataceptionist | April 17, 2008 at 04:14 PM
I believe you mean "dodgy" performance, not "dodge"
Posted by: Lance Quagmire | April 18, 2008 at 03:45 AM
'dodgy' and 'dodge' would both fit in that context
Posted by: Laura | April 19, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Oh My God - I got my wish!
Her next song attempt is her Mum's song 'I Honestly Love You'!!!
She says "I've completely twisted it up and made it my own". God help us.
In case Mia doesn't post about it you can see it where I did:
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=88215&showcomments=true
Also, make sure you check out the dancers...
And one of the judges actually says "I love it how you make me feel so uncomfortable..." :-/
Posted by: Emma | April 21, 2008 at 11:07 PM