So, here’s a post I never thought I’d write: Welcome to The Apocalypse, dear reader.
Sit tight, hold on to your heart, and I’ll do the only thing I know how and offer you a list of television shows to distract you from the biggest public upset since Richie Strahan broke Nikki Gogan’s heart.
I understand you’ll need to hide for a while, close your door and try to forget this Armageddon-like event ever occurred.
Of course, I can't promise this binge-watching list will fix anything but it will surely ease the pain for just a little while.
1. Friends
I get the sense Friends was trying to tell us something when its theme song sung us the words, "so no-one told you life was going to be this way". Because we obviously didn't sign up for this Trumpocalypse.
But I swear, this show will perk you up. Barely any remnants of politics involved, just a few broken hearts (we can probably handle that right now) and lovely, happy, cute stories about friendship.
This is top of our list. I mean, looooooook at them:
2. Parks and Recreation
Before you brush this one off as a bad idea because it is technically a little bit political in its foundations, you need to understand the kind of happiness Lesley Knope can and will bring into your life.
Guaranteed distraction.
3. Gilmore Girls
Gilmore Girls is so popular, the showrunners waited years and years and then decided to bring it back for us.
It would be totally rude not to binge all seven seasons in celebration.
Hear Mia Freedman, Rosie Waterland, Jessie Stephens and others debriefing about the US election on a special Mamamia Out Loud bonus episode, here. (Post continues after audio.)
4. The Inbetweeners
If we're all feeling totally helpless about the state of the world, one of the only things that could ease this pain is watching people on screen who are (perhaps) even more hopeless than anyone who cast a vote for Trump today.