Ex-Bachelor Tim Robards decodes what the break-up rumours actually mean.

It can be difficult to decode the language used in the media sometimes. “Cradling baby-bump” might be more accurately described as “rubbing food-baby”.

“Looking worn from stress,” is more likely to be “stayed up way too late watching Netflix”.

And most of the time, “stepping out” literally just means walking.

In the wake of reports that he and partner Anna Heinrich are now living separately,  Former Bachelor Tim Robards has shared a handy language decryption key on his Instagram.

Hi guys! I keep getting asked what this latest influx of articles actually means as it was written in a language that most of us don’t understand… Gossip mag language… So I thought I would interpret for u… Hehe ???? (thanks google translate) The term ‘Heated argument’ ????… Actually means ‘god I’m full, no I don’t want your last piece of steak thanks’???? The term ‘tensions so high they didn’t finish food’ ????actually means… ‘Anna the chip thief finished off my last sweet potato fries!???? ‘Tim, 32’ actually means ‘Tim is looking amaze balls for 33 haha..’???????? ‘Seen moving boxes from their apartment’ actually means ‘was snapped outside work taking his weekly supply of #TRM youfoodz meals home with him’???????? ‘Anna, 30, has already moved out’ interprets as ‘Anna is actually 29 and the only thing she is taking out is the rubbish!’ ???? ‘Reveals a source’ interprets as ‘the imaginary friend that journos like to refer to’???? Thanks for always believing in us and our integrity guys! Love you all! Even you gossip mag people, you have a job to do and how u do it is up to you ????

A photo posted by Tim Robards Official (@mrtimrobards) on Feb 24, 2016 at 11:29pm PST

“The term ‘Heated argument'” he explained, “Actually means ‘god I’m full, no I don’t want your last piece of steak thanks.”

“The term ‘tensions so high they didn’t finish food’ actually means… ‘Anna the chip thief finished off my last sweet potato fries’.”

Evidently the magazine had knocked a year of Robards age, as he explained, “‘Tim, 32’ actually means ‘Tim is looking amaze balls for 33 haha..'”

Very witty.

The Bachelor was even clever enough to squeeze in a sneaky sponsorship mention. “‘Seen moving boxes from their apartment’ actually means ‘was snapped outside work taking his weekly supply of #TRM youfoodz meals home with him’,” he posted.

Making fun of the language used by Australian gossip mag OK!, Robards has assured his followers that all is well with the couple. The strength of their Bachie love was also confirmed by a representative of the couple, who told The Daily Mail, “Please know that there is no truth to this rumour, or these erroneous reports whatsoever.”

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Robards previously told Daily Mail that ups and downs are just normal part of every relationship.

“There’s always trouble with Anna,” he said. “There’s always trouble in paradise.”